RetirementCraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Votes:	1443	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Votes:	8770	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	7272	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6661
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Love Letters Sent:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	200	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	5

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1978
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crops Grown:	2865
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
New Chunks Explored:	981838	Wilderness Tamed:	17