Griefer server!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 68 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 167 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 474 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 48 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 180 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!
Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 121 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4647 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.
And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 258 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 77 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
