Griefer server!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 249 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.
Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.
Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7988 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.
Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!
And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.
So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!
Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!
But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 205526 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
