Griefer server!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2736 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your own existence. Our community is full of players who have taken something completely different from their experience on our server. It’s like a surreal dream that you never want to wake up from.
Forget about those artsy and obscure indie servers, they’re just too indulgent. Our server is where the real party is at. So come on, join us and let’s create some insane stories together in this wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7649 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the wealth you could accumulate with a flock of these feathered friends!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? That’s right, pigs soaring through the air like majestic bacon-filled balloons.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a giant statue of your favorite nijisanji VTuber? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next nijisanji meme legend.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy power-ups like invincibility mushrooms and flying turtle shells. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether realm where you can boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Twins today and get ready for a wild ride through the Mushroom Kingdom like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game. Little did they know, this portal led to a dimension where everything was on fire and giant creepers roamed the land. But instead of running away like sane people, they decided to stay and build a thriving community in this apocalyptic world.
Now, our server is known for its insane challenges and crazy events. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigs to racing against time to find the rarest diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did I mention the lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us. But remember, on this server, we’re all gonna fucking die… of laughter!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm, battling it out with Acheron and his colorful minions, and experiencing a moment among the stars where destiny is inherently unjust. And that’s not all – our current character banners feature Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, while our light cone banners offer Nihility and Abundance.
But wait, there’s more! Meet Robin, the 5* Physical Harmony master, and Boothill, the 5* Physical Hunt champion. And don’t miss out on our immersive interactive exhibition where you can redeem codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR for exclusive rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover hidden tools and resources in the depths of our virtual world. Let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken riding a pig! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat this feathered monstrosity and claim the treasures within.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Michigan Girl, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat her in a duel, she will grant you three wishes – anything from unlimited diamonds to a pet dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join Michigan Girl Recognize today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans and outrageous surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can build magnificent castles, tame wild dragons, and even battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs to grade papers when you can slay zombies instead?
So say goodbye to the monotony of teaching and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world once you’ve experienced the thrill of virtual exploration and creativity. Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Legend has it that Amelia once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and diamonds. And when a creeper tried to blow it up, she stared it down with her detective skills and made it explode in confusion. True story.
But that’s not all! Amelia is known for her impeccable sense of style in Minecraft. She once wore a pumpkin on her head for an entire month because she thought it brought her good luck. And you know what? She won every PvP battle during that time. Coincidence? I think not.
So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild and wacky as Amelia Watson herself, then look no further. Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 999 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
