Griefer server!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 30 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.
3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.
4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9728 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 9313 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3922 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 9405 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 98 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 4820 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4603 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8182 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taj Mahal build competition, where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft Maharaja. And don’t even get us started on the spicy curry food fights that happen every Friday night in the virtual streets of Mumbai.
So come on down to our India-themed server and experience the chaos, the beauty, and the pure insanity that only Minecraft can provide. Namaste, and happy crafting!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Ores Mined: | 4071 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1692 |
| Animals Bred: | 68 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us and experience the thrill of having a new student join the server every chapter. Will they be a master builder or a total noob? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary grind mill, where players must compete in ridiculous challenges to earn their place in the server. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse, the grind mill will test your skills and your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3499 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4948 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
