Griefer server!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 342 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!
2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!
3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.
4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 4219 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, now you can! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, flying pigs, and a talking parrot sidekick named Steve.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of dancing skeletons and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old USA when you can be a part of the wildest Minecraft server in existence!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 91 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your favorite 499 view oshi here, as long as they meet our minimal requirements of being a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. We have a list of the top indie vtubers, including the likes of Veda987 with 6,498 viewers and Orkpod with 2,930 viewers. And don’t worry, even if they’re a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!
Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, we have an official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber art needs. And let’s not forget about the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas, like Saruei and Zuma.
So come join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the wild world of indie vtubers. Ducks are welcome too, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5283 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 263 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4815 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9386 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4641 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.
So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
