Griefer server!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6174 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 74 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.
But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!
Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).
So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.
Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!
Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7929 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!
As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.
So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 23 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 80 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.
2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!
3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.
4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?
Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).
And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.
So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.
And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.
So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 8506 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
