Griefer server!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 273 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Want to shill your 499view oshi? Of course you can! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let me tell you, the competition is fierce. We’ve got virtual ties, non-English streamers dominating, and even a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. But hey, as long as they play by our rules, they’re cool.
But wait, there’s more! Need some Twitch clips to spice up your day? We got you covered. Want to archive all those epic VODs? We’ve got a guide for that. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. We’ve got birthdays to celebrate, official boorus to browse, and even some ducks for good measure. And remember, on this server, we’re not just players, we’re legends. So grab your diamond sword and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The chicken challenged them to a dance-off and the player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Dance Champion. From that day on, they were known as the most fabulous player on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 227667 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server and travel back in time to 2010-2014, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the creepers were scarier. Build your dirt huts, mine for diamonds, and punch trees like it’s the good ol’ days.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret time machine that lets you visit other eras of Minecraft history. Want to experience the chaos of the infamous “Hunger Games” servers? Or maybe you’re feeling nostalgic for the days of “Skyblock” and “Factions”? We’ve got it all!
So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the nostalgia – those old school skeletons hit hard!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming IDW releases, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will change your life, and a Pixel World where you can create your own Sonic masterpieces.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of Sonic fans this dedicated and this insane? We’ve got Sonic comic scans, OC info, and even a booru for all your Sonic needs. Plus, our cytube is always bumping with Sonic tunes and videos.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join the Sonic the Hedgehog General server today and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4979 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate using only chicken noises. That’s right, forget typing in chat or using voice chat, on our server, it’s all about clucking your way to victory!
But that’s not all, our server also has a special “gravity-defying” feature where you can build upside down and sideways without any limitations. Want to create a floating castle in the sky? Go for it! Want to build an underground city that defies all laws of physics? Why not!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “unicorn pig” roaming the server. This mythical creature is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who befriend it, so keep an eye out for its sparkly rainbow trail!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos and laughter that awaits you!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or will you uncover a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry zombies? Just like how my husband surprised me with his sudden emotional breakdown, our server will keep you on your toes at all times.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of uncertainty and the excitement of the unknown, just like when my husband confessed his deepest fears and insecurities to me? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 145578 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, llamas! And not just any llamas, these llamas have won multiple awards for their building skills and PvP expertise.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llamas, then maybe reconsider).
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 324 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 84 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 324 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.
Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around the End in a sparkly pink cape.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, by a TNT-wielding llama)!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and escape the outside world, where you can build your own virtual paradise and never have to interact with pesky humans again. Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixels over people and solitude over socializing.
Forget about real-life obligations and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and survival skills. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your dream life as a permaneet!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with chopsticks, mining for diamonds with a giant sushi roll, and building epic castles out of ramen noodles. Our community is as diverse as a dim sum menu, with players from all over the world coming together to create a truly unique gaming experience.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why Asian food is the best food – don’t give us any shit, just come hungry for adventure and ready to feast on some epic Minecraft fun!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 589966 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 257 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
