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| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
1. Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. That’s right, we’ve got mobs running for cover! 2. The loot on this server is so legendary that even Herobrine himself is jealous. You’ll find diamonds for days! 3. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. A family that fights off creepers together and laughs together. 4. The PvP battles on this server are so intense, they’ve been known to break space-time continuum. You’ll be battling in dimensions you never knew existed! 5. And last but not least, our server events are so insane that they’ve been known to cause players to question their own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you’re having this much fun?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the unbelievable adventures that await on our server. Just be prepared to face your fears…if you dare!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our server for a chance to build a diamond-powered rocket ship to explore the galactic mines of the space dimension.
But beware, there are creeper drones and zombie robots trying to steal your redstone stash.
So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?
Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!
Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on GIANT LLAMAS that can fly through the sky and shoot RAINBOW LASERS out of their eyes. Not only that, but you can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking PIZZA SLICES that give you superpowers!
But wait, there’s more! If you manage to defeat the EVIL LLAMA KING in battle, you will be granted access to a secret area where you can build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS and GUMMY BEARS.
So what are you waiting for? Join Master Asia today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 198 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 311310 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 187 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!
Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.
And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?
So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3592 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.
2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!
3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?
4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.
Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER
But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6
Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria
And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes
Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post
Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.
Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.
So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2731 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!
Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8780 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!
So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
