Griefer server!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 86 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 67 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Are you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like a pro? Well, look no further because this server is THE place to be for all things Sonic!
Join us as we discuss the latest Sonic news and updates, like Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow (yes, you read that right!), the Year of Shadow in 2024, and the leaked Sonic Toy Party extravaganza!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, upcoming releases from IDW, and even a Perfect System Collection for all you hardcore Sonic collectors out there.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a booru for all your Sonic fan art needs, a cytube for streaming Sonic content, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and excitement of the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, gotta go fast! ⚡️
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!
But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 689 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3847 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1716 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!
Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!
So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9501 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).
Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to our server to get fashion tips from our stylish players.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of diamonds.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server in the universe!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling evil mobs with their trusty diamond sword. And that player’s name? HERO OF THE SERVER.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the LEGENDARY Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the INSANITY begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and help Link navigate through dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and Creeper spawners. But be careful, because if you die, you have to start all over again and Navi will constantly nag you with annoying tips and hints.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret hidden Triforce that grants the player who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like Farore’s Wind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero of Minecraft Hyrule today!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
