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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	171
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	321682	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ores Mined:	6754	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5831
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	362598
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mines Excavated:	2959

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magic Items Found:	5332
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	149250	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dimension Hops:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2961	New Chunks Explored:	747484
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Void Gems Collected:	30

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Farms Harvested:	467
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si