> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	121530	Dimension Hops:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	202
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	87	Villages Defended:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	129
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	3020	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Items Found:	2362

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	127
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Farms Harvested:	776
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

play.bennixmc.com