🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1888 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 2588 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.