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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 231 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.