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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6455 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4755 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.