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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
Dimension Hops: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
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