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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2657 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2054 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 4347 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in the middle of a giant chicken invasion. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens armed with pickaxes and ready to take over the world. But fear not, our brave player fought them off with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will guide you through the darkest caves and the most treacherous mountains with his funky dance moves. And let’s not forget about the elusive Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when the little whore stops responding, it’s all over.