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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Votes:	2345

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Love Letters Sent:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	4843	Alien Abductions:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Votes:	762
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	7124
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Emeralds Found:	3554
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	289	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	8621	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8