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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 749 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Ores Mined: | 6764 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9217 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
