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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7852 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
