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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4551 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Farms Harvested: | 881 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
