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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 162 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 442 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
