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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1102 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
