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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5783 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1518 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 2040 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
