if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Astral Projections Made: 4 Divine Spears Created: 30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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