| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 397 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 | Mines Excavated: | 1047 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 398 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3762 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 189 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8260 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3125 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3748 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 476 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3338 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 23 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3119 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9393 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 8662 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5326 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 421 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4908 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9746 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5798 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Farms Harvested: | 250 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3301 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8362 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 66 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2232 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9356 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 394 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!
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| Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity. |
| Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay. |
| Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. |
| Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events. |
| Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience. |
Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!
Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5538 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8127 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Votes: | 2993 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5711 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?
So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9854 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 186 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6515 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
