| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3801 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Votes: | 6944 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4171 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 183 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2806 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 768 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2545 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.
but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5881 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6033 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5448 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6712 |
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 8GB (64 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8769 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1540 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 4095 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?
So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6378 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8700 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2786 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 54 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4093 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8047 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Star Shards Collected: | 272 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6710 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 985475 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9933 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 5453 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1412 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9537 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8063 |
