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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 929 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.