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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6169 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Animals Bred: | 104 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.