RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBuyNovember

activism, Boycott, civil disobedience, community organizing, conscious consumerism, consumerism, economic impact, effective protest, environmental activism, ethical consumption, grassroots movement, MARCHES, NoBuyNovember, nonviolent protest, political activism, protest, protest strategy, rallies, smarter protest, social change, sustainable living

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Tired of boring protests that don’t make a difference? Join our Minecraft server and protest in a whole new way – by not buying anything other than what you need! Imagine the chaos as players scramble to survive without their usual luxuries. Will you be the one to lead the revolution and show the world that change can come from a blocky world? Join now and show the power of a virtual protest!

MineUK SteelCraft Server

£2.5bn, Announces, economic growth, forward, Investment, MineUK, Plans, RUSHES, Server, Steel, steel production, steel tariffs, Steelcraft, Tariffs, trump, Trump tariffs, uk, UK economy, UK Government, UK investment, UK manufacturing, UK steel industry, UK trade

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
New Chunks Explored:	221392	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

lol imagine if steel was made out of diamonds instead of iron. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our minecraft server! join now for a chance to mine diamond steel and build the most epic castle ever! plus, our server is so lit that even the UK is rushing to invest in it. trump ain’t got nothing on us! come join the fun and be a part of the diamond steel revolution!

EuroCraft: No US-Rus Talks

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic standoff, eastern europe, envoy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Négotiation, political news, russia, talks, transatlantic relations., trump, Ukraine, US, USRus, Western Europe

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	981161	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

lol imagine if europe was actually a minecraft server and they were like “nah bro we not joining in on this US-Russia-Ukraine talk, we busy building our epic castles and mining for diamonds” like who needs politics when you can just chill and play minecraft all day, amirite? come join our server and escape the drama of the real world, we got pigs that fly and villagers that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true, like turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies or making your house float in the sky. so why waste time with boring politics when you can join our epic minecraft server and have the time of your life? come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Stormy Lagoon

commands, Community, crossplay, Details, Discord, Economy, Features, Ip:, lagoon, Minecraft, PORT, Protection, rules, Server, Sets Apart, smp, Staff, Stormy, tiktok, Tools, username, Version

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)

Contact Info:

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.

Q: How can I get support on the server?

A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.

PixelPals 1.20.3

1.20.3, best friends, Bonding, Buddies, camaraderie, chumbuds, close friends, Companionship, confidants, Connection, friendship, inseparable, kindred spirits, loyalty, PALS, PixelPals, relationships, social circle, solidarity, support system, Trust, Unity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Yo, listen up you little potato heads! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta check out this place! We’ve got more diamonds than your grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging lava like a pro! And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel lonely with all the Chumbuds cheering you on as you build your epic castle or prank your buddies with some sneaky traps.

So what are you waiting for, you blockheads? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Life is just a simulation anyway, am I right?

FoodFight Minecraft Server

#CulturalDifferences, #relationshipissues, culturalfoods, disorderedeating, foodanxiety, foodboundaries, foodchoices, foodcomfort, foodculture, fooddislikes, FoodFight, foodpreferences, foodtextures, Minecraft, partnerpressure, pickyeater, Server, tryingnewfoods

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1954	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of being pressured to try new foods that make you gag and throw up? Do you want to enjoy a wide variety of cuisines without the anxiety of being forced to eat things you don’t like? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be eating is virtual food!

We understand the struggle of being a picky eater, which is why on our server, you can feast on pixelated pizzas, munch on blocky burgers, and indulge in square-shaped sushi without any pressure or judgment. No more arguments with your partner over trying new foods – just pure, delicious fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that doesn’t make you want to hurl!

BlockBusterBuddies – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, BlockBusterBuddies, determination, DRIVE, empowerment, encouragement, goals, inspiration, mentors, Minecraft, motivation, motivation from books, motivation from people, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive influences, role models, self help, self improvement, smp, success, Support

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8976	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

OMG, like if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, bro! Like, we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and another guy who has a pet zombie pigman that he rides around on like a horse. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a really intense game of tag.

But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.

So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!

SpeedCrafters

Adrenaline Rush, breaking the speed limit, car speed, Driving, driving experience, fast cars, fastest speed, high velocity, highway driving, Pedal to the Metal, Racing, road trip, speed demon, speed freak, speed limit, speed record, speed test, SpeedCrafters, speedometer, speedometer reading, thrill of speed

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	63	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of driving at insane speeds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you speed demons out there! Our custom-built race tracks will have you zooming past your friends in no time, reaching speeds you never thought possible in a blocky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!

HateCraft: Europe Edition

chancellor, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, discrimination, Edition, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, freedom of speech, germany, Government, Hate Speech, HateCraft, international relations, policy, Politics, Scholz, Social Issues, united states, Vance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend europe from far right hate speech with our epic builds and pixelated swords! scholz will protect you from vance’s evil plans to spread hate in the virtual world! build your own castle and fight off the trolls with your trusty pickaxe! join now and be a hero in the battle against hate speech in minecraft land!

Crafty Space Adventures

advanced civilizations, Adventures, biological evolution, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., complexity, Crafty, critical analysis, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary milestones, evolutionary process, extraterrestrial intelligence, hard-steps model, human evolution, intelligent behavior, Intelligent Life, intelligent species, reassessment, Scientific theory, Space, technological advancements, theoretical framework

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	7
Animals Bred:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be droppin sick beats. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens layin diamond eggs.

but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.

oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.

so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.

CollideCraft

active player base., alliances, CollideCraft, Community, Content Creator, Development, Discord, discord server, enemies, Entertaining, Factions, Grief Protection, player sleep, Plugins, PvP, rules, season 1, Semi Vanilla, Staff, Support, Updates, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5599	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

CollideCraft Minecraft Server

Type	Semi-Vanilla Factions
Version	1.21.4

Overview:

CollideCraft is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server with multiple plugins, an active player base, and a fun community. Join us for building, PVP, alliances, and enemies!

Current Plugins:

Tree Capitator
ClickVillagers
CoreProtect
Drop Head
Improved Factions
TPA
Voicechat
Custom images on maps
One player sleep

Features:

Minimal Rules
Content creator friendly
Constant updates and development

Join Season 1 now! Discord Link

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join CollideCraft?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address and port provided.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	There are minimal rules in place to ensure everyone can have fun. Breaking these rules may result in consequences.
Is PVP allowed on the server?	Yes, PVP is allowed, so be prepared to defend yourself or form alliances.
Can I use mods on the server?	While some mods are allowed, make sure to check with the server staff before using them.
How can I report a player for griefing?	You can report any player for griefing to the server staff through Discord or in-game chat.

Simp to Schizo 1.20

2.0.., 4chan, Anonymity, board culture, community engagement, creativity, humor, imageboards, internet culture, internet subcultures, Meme culture, meme evolution, online communities, r9k, s4s, Schizo, schizo meme board, simp, simp board, social experiments, trolling, User-generated content

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

ImmigrantCraft: NoSponsorSiblingAITA

aita, awkward, Blood, Childhood, criminal record, Disappointment, extended family, family, family gatherings, Favor, financial requirements, foster system, Guilt, half-sibling, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, legal paperwork, NoSponsorSiblingAITA, permanent resident, SPONSORING

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	6638
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Void Armor Forged:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and dealing with guilt trips from relatives, all while trying to build the ultimate blocky empire.

Are you ready to sponsor your half-sibling for permanent residency in our virtual world? Will you choose to bond with them or keep them at arm’s length due to their criminal record? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences of your decisions in this wacky Minecraft adventure.

Join now and show your extended family that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, even in the face of criticism. Build your own family legacy in our server and prove that blood may be thicker than water, but sometimes it’s just too darn messy to deal with.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown in Minecraft!

YouthfulBanter – Minecraft SMP

10. Life lessons, 11. Self-awareness, 12. Personal development, 13. Looking back, 14. Inner child, 15. Wisdom, 16. Reflection, 17. Learning from the past, 18. Time machine, 19. Aging gracefully, 2. Time travel, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Past self, 4. Youth, 5. Regrets, 6. Advice, 7. Memories, 8. Growth, 9. Perspective, Minecraft, self reflection, smp, YouthfulBanter

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server everrrrr. Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a freakin’ treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you around the map in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MineTime WarpCraft

minetime, WarpCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	3337
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Do you ever find yourself mining away in Minecraft and suddenly realize that hours have flown by? Well, on our server, time literally flies by because we have a glitch that speeds up the day-night cycle to warp speed! You’ll be building your epic castle one minute and battling creepers in the dark the next – it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join our server for the ultimate time-warping experience and see if you can beat the record for longest Minecraft session without realizing it! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t accidentally spend an entire week underground with only your diamond pickaxe for company. Trust us, it’s been done before…

Players:	90/100	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2