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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5368 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 981 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!