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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 744 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!