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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3402 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7931 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!