RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
New Chunks Explored:	527153	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2202	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Villages Defended:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	1339
Star Shards Collected:	245	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Dragon Eggs Found:	5126
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ores Mined:	542
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	841844
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mines Excavated:	4805	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3332	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	7274	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.