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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5776 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 148 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
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