🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9254 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1464 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 7578 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!