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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4258 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
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