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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5883 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
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