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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8614 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
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