๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2614 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Farms Harvested: | 106 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!