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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1373 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
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