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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5937 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6335 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
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