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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1795 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4371 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Votes: | 183 |
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