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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1197 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 164 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 4328 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
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