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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7214 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 111 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
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