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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5873 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4826 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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