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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8840 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
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