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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9214 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Votes: | 5112 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
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