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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1063 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 93 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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