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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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